I'm a loser.

I have a fetish for manly Key.

I write stuff.
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ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though

like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH

screwtherulesihavemagic:

charlesherbertbest:

If you’re ever sad remember that Patrick Stewart’s twitter picture is this:

Patrick Stewart's face in a rainbow ball pit.

Life literally became at least 20% better

I know exactly where this sign is, lolol.

sodamnrelatable:

imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god

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Pretty Princess~

sweet-in-the-flesh:

shinee | Tumblr en @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/YdA9XZ

ineedherpexia:

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

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I feel that this accurately depicts fans on Tumblr

andsoheismyjohn:

queenofslash:

enigmaticrose:

buildanewreality:

scr4ggy:

mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it

that’s how we show our anger in england, you see

actually, we did that first

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be quiet america you’re still grounded after romney almost happened

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we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

miketooch:

crimson-firecat:

riningear:

uniquenicci:

The awkward moment when the assassination fails.

I am dead.

Yeah, this happened a few days ago. This is a leader of a group fighting for human rights, and that person who almost got killed has been the leader for a few decades now. It was a whole ridiculous scene, but I think the best part was that the leader wasn’t afraid to hit that gun away, and it basically saved his life. 

Oh god

my new hero

Wow, like I don’t know the 100% context of what is going on here, but…that just looks like the most awkward assassin ever. Like, “Shit sorry this is my first day.”

Like, he just swats the gun away and the assailant is just like “WH-…HUH? What just happened you can’t do that it’s against the rules-OHGODBODYGUARDS!!!”